Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago
  1. baby: m..m-m...ma...
  2. mom: mama? are you trying to say mama?
  3. baby: m..mATOI RYUKO!!!!
  4. sister: KIRYUIN SATSUKI!!!
Posted 1 day ago

unexplained-events:

Which monster wreaks havoc on your state?

Posted 2 days ago
Dude, you’re so edgy and politically incorrect. it’s totally ironic and satirical how you regurgitated those ancient and threadbare stereotypes. It reminds me of my great great great great grandpa, Cracker von Patriarch, who also challenged the status quo by embracing it with loving tenderness.

I don’t know where I came across this, but it’s witty as fuck  (via naartje)

Take note college campuses (and the world, by extension). (via note-a-bear)

Always reblog the Ballad of Cracker von Patriarch. (via mumblingsage)

(Source: octagon-surgeon)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

caseyanthonyofficial:

I took my kitten to the vet and all the veterinarians were all cuddling him and tickling him and going “awwwwww” and I realized that even though they see kittens every day they never get tired of it because they love them so much. And then I thought about gynecologists.

Posted 2 days ago

rumpelstiltskln:

Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man

Posted 3 days ago

when the bae says shes off her period

Posted 4 days ago

me with my American friend part 2

lucuha:

me: hey American friend i bought this football for you

American friend: *stops playing the banjo and cleaning their guns and drinking their soda* Oh y’all know me too well I love them good ol’ sports hell yeah 

Posted 4 days ago

stuffman:

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter